Ezrail

Qazviniye dashte mimorde Ezrail behesh mige vasiyat nadari?
Mige chera dola sho az zire farsh bardar.

Gol Bechin

Dar qazvin arusi bud.
Molla goft:"Arus khanum vakiland?
Yek nafar javab dad:"Arus rafte gol bechine.
Bad hameye qazvinia doidan be tarafe bakhche!

For Lease

Yeki rad mishode mibine ke ye torke dareh divare sakhtemun ro liss mizaneh, azash miporsan ke chera sakhtemuno dari liss mizani?
Torke mige: Akhe tablo gozoshtan jelo "For Lease".

Police Makhfi

Torke police makhfi mishe alan 3 sale ke peida nashode.

Mashroob

Be torke 1000 tuman midan migan boro mashroob bekhar.
Beine rah be police mirese pulo pareh mikone...

Shekanjeh

Ye rooz mikhan ye abadanio shekanjeh bedan, dasto pasho mibandan barash ahange bandari mizaran.